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Most Popular New Years Resolutions of Modern American Life: 1. Lose weight 2. Stop drinking so much and/or smoking 3. Save money 4. Eat better And some wildcard ranging from: 5. Be awesome to Spend more time with family/friends. McSylvie laboratories has found a one stop solution to all 5: Let’s shoot down the bad and the ugly habits so the good may prevail!
The Answer: The Master Cleanse !
How It Cleans Up At the Resolution Awards: Do this cleanse (which consists mainly of cheap stuff: lemons, maple syrup and cayenne pepper, oh and the dreaded sea salt) for as long as you can stand it (recommended at least 10 days). Do thorough reading up on the subject to see if it’s for you. Since you are not allowed to eat bad food (or any food at all — only downfall), or allowed to drink alcohol or smoke, this may actually help you achieve your goals of cleaning up your act. You’ll save money because you won’t be buying food, and by the end you will feel rejuvinated and may begin to reconsider items you previously considered food. Average weight loss according to journals: 10+ lbs. There are many great day-by-day journals on the cleanse as well as video diaries. See the results for yourself. As for the #5 resolution, you are guaranteed to be awesome by day 10 and you may even unexpectedly spend more time with family and friends because you became a homebody not wanting to be exposed to the booze and babaganoushes of the outside world. Now you can change your Top 5 Resolutions to something like this: 1. Register to vote in the 2008 elections 2. Get your passport 3. Post on the McSylvie blog 4. Master Cleanse 5. Be awesome Much more fun. Tag: diet journals |
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December 31, 2007 
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