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What better way to kick start this mother of a new year than to talk about 2008, son! So I decided that what you need is to lose weight, and the best diet is to check out these websites that blow dust off of granny farts. I’m talking the best of the best. Let’s get started, shall we?
NUMBER ONE = MODEL COUTURE
Def the best blog for pictorals from hot fash mags, this website is sure to whet your new diet-like tastebuds with indulgence. Hot models, large pictures, daily updates. Need I say more?
NUMBER TWO = HEDI SLIMANE
This is THE photographer of 2008. Move over Meisel, because past designer Hedi [pronounced Head-ee] is taking the fashion world by storm with his amazing photographs. He is doing campaigns, editorials, and everything that requires black and white raw photography. He’s pretty illin.
NUMBER THREE = THIS COLLEGE LIFE
Fellow children and women unite. This exclusive website is meant to tickle your armpits with hilarious videos about chubby vaginas and turkey in the drain. Two college roommates, forced together by the university dorm selection process, and learning how to deal. Jake & Adam pretty much are my bros from another country. Check out my favourite vid, Balls my Children.
NUMBER FOUR = THE COOL HUNTER
One stop shopping for everything cool. Want to be cool? Then check out the cool hunter. Or else you definitely aren’t cool. And would prob not be reading this cool blog right now. Because you aren’t cool. To become cool there is only one way. To find out what is cool. Or deck as the hipster says. Sicken as the good neighbors say. Go be cool.
NUMBER FIVE = HYPE MACHINE
If you don’t get your music here, you should def get on that. Bitches be crazy at hype machine. A scrutinizingly painful selection process brings you the hottest music from the most stellar blogs around. Also, check out THE BEST SONGS OF 2008.
NUMBER SIX = LOOKBOOK.nu
Style from the streets. From gangsta to über gay. This site has the craziest clothes you’ll ever see. And it’s pretty cool to see people take pics of their ugly outfits in their drug dealing apartments. Let’s face it, we all like to make fun of people, but it’s even cooler when their outfit looks sick, or is inspiring. Don’t dress with your eyes clothes, because in 2009, I’ll be watching…
NUMBER SEVEN = THE COBRA SNAKE
This is probably my pick of the new year, and it’s definitely heading somewhere. Check out the site’s barfin’ party photography. Literally. It’s so insane it hurts my hipster bone. You also can buy clothing, and not just any clothing. I mean that black coke hat from 1986 with all the rainbow bullets on it. And the clothes are used, semi-cheap, and here comes the best part, NOBODY else has them. There is like, one of everything or so they tell me.
NUMBER EIGHT = THE IMAGIST
Because this blog gives me bone-hams, I just wanted to share. Pretty much bangs the blonde vag, I can’t get enough of everything they have to say. Image is everything, and if you don’t think so, then you probably shop at Bluenotes. Ouch.
NUMBER NINE = PHOME.US
Obvs, you’re going to be needing a place to store all these cool websites I’m dishing out, and there is no better place than Phome.us. Talk about slammin’ interactive bookmarks.
NUMBER TEN = COCO ROCHA
Undoubtedly the best model living, this hotty gives orgasms to teens daily. And to find out she’s from Vancouver?! Pretty sicken if you ask me. She’s going to outshine Kate Moss one day, and it’s time you learned her name.
GOOD LUCK IN TWO THOUSAND NINE!
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